— watch episodes of The Bachelor family of products, and then — this next part is genius — talk about them on a podcast.
They'll have their erudite analysis ready for you the morning after new episodes of The Bachelor, or The Bachelorette, or Bachelor in Paradise or of whatever other hellspawn is birthed from this franchise's fertile womb.
So where do these extreme contestants and situations come from?
Have networks and producers skewed reality so much over time that it's no longer about real people and real life, or have we just mislabelled a genre that thrives on manufactured clichés, unreal situations, and good old fashioned voyeurism?
Roughly chop chicken livers by hand and season with salt and cracked black pepper.
Spoon chopped liver onto matzo and top with minced egg and reserved schmaltz fried onions.“Land of Milk and Honey” Carrot Milkshakes with Saffron Ice Cream and Nutmeg and Cinnamon Cotton Candy Saffron “Land of Milk and Honey” Ice Cream:2 cups cream2/3 cup half and half½ cup superfine sugar½ cup honey2 large eggs20-30 strands saffron (about a tablespoon, loosely packed)3 cups fresh carrot juice1 cup whole milk2 cups cotton candy, preferably white or orange1 teaspoon nutmeg1 teaspoon cinnamonedible gold for garnish (optional)In a small saucepan over medium-low heat, stir together cream, half and half, sugar, honey, eggs and two-thirds of saffron.
It seems like only yesterday we gathered at Smashbox to shoot these promo shots.